Hey...there's no doubt Chuck Norris will always be legendary, but here are some facts about Chuck Norris that not everyone knows...
1. Chuck Norris can count to infinity -twice.
2. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
3. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
4. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7. When Chuck Norris does push-up. He doesn't push himself up,but he push the world down.
8. Chuck Norris can kill 2 stone with one bird.
9. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
10. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
11. Chuck Norris can speak braille.
12. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
13. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
14. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
15. Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
16. There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
17. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
18. Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
19. The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds.
20. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
21. Only Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
22. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack
23. Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
24. When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised.
25. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
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